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A Cluster-fuck Blog of the 20-year old mind of Hannah Noelle from the San Francisco Bay Area. And mostly the Red Hot Chili Peppers <3

foolish-arachni:

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zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.


Excellent for the villain(ess) who’s prepared for everything.

modcloth:

Whether you like a classic chignon or trendy top knot, the bun is always in style! The tutorial from The Beauty Department showing us how to make a bigger and better bun using 2 large braids is absolutely fab! This seems easy enough to achieve and looks amazing so I know that I will be trying this ASAP. 

<3 Chelsey, ModStylist

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modcloth:

This heart elbow patch DIY from A Beautiful Mess is the perfect way to spice up a basic cardigan.

modcloth:

This heart elbow patch DIY from A Beautiful Mess is the perfect way to spice up a basic cardigan.

jjprentiss:

madameatomicbomb:

swoleinvelvet:

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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#most accurate fucking description of tumblr i can’t even#dying

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

tetraghost:

im going to cry